Title:  The Black Widow AKA La Veuve Noire Year:  2014 Starring: A J Dirty Stein, Ardiente de la Huerta, Rosebutt, Yumie Volupte Director: Maria Beatty Synopsis: Driven by desire and an intangible grief, four mysterious women blur the lines of fantasy, passion and desire in Maria Beatty’s The Black Widow. - Via Pink Label TV. Lilith's Notes: I discovered it while looking up info on the parody of Marvel's Black Widow I know what you're thinking. "Wait this isn't Axel Braun's parody!" You say. And I say, "Damn right." Look, I respect parody. It has its place, but more often than not it's not for me and if I'm already not hyped for the source material, I'm probably going to be bored of the parody. See: Captain Marvel XXX. And that's not a fair review. So, instead, I watched The Black Widow by Maria Beatty. We begin with some fairly nice shots of a graveyard. A romantic goth clad lady prowls around, exploring and kiss...

Title: Candy Stripers Year: 1978 Starring:  Amber Hunt, Chris Cassidy, Sharon Thorpe Director: Bob Chinn Synopsis: Sexual adventures of nurses' helpers in a hospital. - Via IMDB. Lilith's Notes: The final on screen appearance of prolific porn actress Sharon Thorpe. "Shots are a pain in the ass." By the time you read this, I will have graciously accepted my second Covid vaccine, so, as with the first round of vaccination, I selected a medical themed porno to celebrate. I should have picked something better. The movie starts with a couple having sex. She's one of three candy stripers, young ladies who gives magazines or treats to patients in hospitals. And he's a doctor. They enjoy their pre-workday intimacy, then head for the hospital. At the hospital, the boss, named Sarge (Played by Sharon Thorpe), complains that one of the ladies is missing. She is found in a closet, giving sub-par head to a doctor. Thus begins the hospital work-shift, where they...

Title: Lie With Me Year: 2005 Starring:  Eric Balfour, Lauren Lee Smith Director: Clement Virgo Synopsis: An outgoing, sexually aggressive young woman meets and begins a torrid affair with an equally aggressive young man in which their affair begins to bring a strain on their personal lives. - Via IMDB. Lilith's Notes: It features scenes of unsimulated sex. "Look at Me." At the risk of outing myself, I will admit I love the HBO show Six Feet Under. I love the premise, I love how dynamic every character is; how some episodes your favourite could become your least favourite. Except Ruth. Ruth is always the best. So obviously I know Eric Balfour as Gabe, Claire Fisher's troubled boyfriend. And now, like Claire before me, I know what Gabe's penis looks like. Lie With Me is the story of two young people who just can't. They want to be together, but just can't let down their barriers, or accept change. Leila (Played by Lauren Lee Smith), is a fai...

Title: The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody Year: 2010 Starring:  Chad Alva, Faye Reagan, Andy San Dimas, Levi Cash, Sonny Hicks Director: Lee Roy Myers Synopsis:  When five College students are forced to spend their Saturday in detention, they think that it is going to be, like, a total bummer. But instead it turns out to be a total Fuckfest! - Via AdultEmpire.com . Lilith's Notes:  It's a porn parody of one of the most famous teen movies ever. "Teen angst." John Hughes was an influential director in film. He had a knack for capturing teen lives in a way no one else could. He was probably the first director whose name I knew, other than, maybe, Spielberg and Tim Burton. I remember where I was when I first heard he had died. I think it was the first celebrity death that ever really resonated with me. Without question, The Breakfast Club is my favourite John Hughes movie, by a wide margin. So you know I'm going to a little harsher on this film tha...

Title: Finding Rebecca Year: 2019 Starring:  Avi Love, Jayden Cole, Karla Kush, Vicki Chase, Brad Armstrong, Jake Adams Director: Holly Randall Synopsis:  Meet Rebecca, a beautiful trophy wife drowning in the vapid lifestyle of the rich, bored and unhappy. When her sadness drives her over the edge of a cliff, she's left concussed and confused, not remembering the life she so desperately longed to escape from. But with every near-death tragedy lies the potential for transformation. When a sexy red-headed nurse triggers her hidden desires, she starts to wonder if it's even worth the battle to regain her memory, the memory of a person she doesn't really want to be - Via AdultEmpire.com . Lilith's Notes:  It was nominated for Best Picture for the 2020 Nightmoves Awards. "All you have is the rest of your life. Just be sure to follow your heart" This was a dry slog. This was boring and at times I just sort of laughed or groaned at it, which is...

Title: True Lesbian Year: 2020 Starring:  Alina Lopez, Kendra Spade, Angela White, Jay Taylor, Khloe Kapri, Gia Derza  Director: Bree Mills Synopsis:   Relatable queer stories of lesbian curiosity, excitement, hesitance, and seduction...and just like in real life, some end in happy endings and others in heartbeak. - Via AdultEmpire.com . Lilith's Notes:  Sometimes you just need hot lesbian content.   "Just Feel it." This film was very refreshing. It was exactly what I needed after feeling a bit of burn-out while focusing on my novellas. There are only so many hours in a day and I had been compounded by the weight of each of them lately. True Lesbian is an anthology consisting of three shorts. As I have for other series of this type, I will review them each in their own section. What Sets Us Apart Kendra Spade and Alina Lopez play two Mormon missionary ladies who find themselves at odds with their faith and their lo...

Title: Love Emergency Year: 2019 Starring: Kenzie Reeves, Tommy Pistol, Riley Steele, Sarah Vandella, Nia Nacci, Scarlett Bloom, Jake Adams  Director: Will Ryder Synopsis: A college dropout named Vinny, living in his mom and step-dad’s basement, applies for a janitor position at the local hospital after he meets a beautiful nurse. Life gets flipped upside down when his idiot friend hacks the computer and he mistakenly gets hired as an emergency room trauma surgeon. Love, sex and hilarious mayhem ensue during his quest to remain employed so he can win the girl's affection. - Via AdultEmpire.com . Lilith's Notes: It won 4 AVN Awards and 3 XBIZ Awards in 2020 including Best Comedic Screenplay and Comedy of the Year. "Yeah, cum used to do that to me. Not anymore. I LOVE Jizz." In early 2020 I had an ambitious plan. I was going to watch and review all of the 2020 Nightmoves films and review them in one big video. Then, 2020 happened. Covid. Pornhub got scrutinized,...

Title: The Voyeur (AKA L'uomo Che Guarda) Year: 1994 Starring: Katarina Vasilissa, Francesco Casale, Cristina Garavaglia Director: Tinto Brass Synopsis: A troubled college professor becomes obsessed with the idea that his emotionally distant wife is having an affair with his invalid father. - Via IMDB Lilith's Notes: It's a Tinto Brass movie, but merely one of many. "He makes me say I'm his sow." There comes a moment in every cinephile-erotique's life when they have to really commit. They can't just sit on their laurels and say "Of course I know who Tinto Brass is. I've seen Caligula. Twice !" So, anyway, of course I know who Tinto Brass is. I've watched The Voyeur. Eduardo's father Alberto (Played by Franco Branciaroli) is ailing and his wife Silvia (Played by Katarina Vasilissa) is emotionally distant. So of course Eduardo (Played by Francesco Casale) thinks they're fucking one another. Instead of discussing things li...

Title: Adelaide Year:  2019 Starring:  Gianna Dior, Khloe Kapri, Seth Gamble, Codey Steele Director:  Whitney Wright Synopsis:  Adelaide has a cold, sharp, cool demeanor, and it's difficult for even a talented psychiatrist, like Dr. Roman, to figure her out. She's spun her web and Dr. Roman walked right into it. Can he resist her seduction? Can anyone? - Via AdultEmpire.com Lilith's Notes: It’s written and directed by Whitney Wright and was nominated for Best Feature Production for the 2020 Nightmoves Awards "Look what you’ve done." Dr. Roman is a psychiatrist with a seemingly happy marriage and a thriving practice. Enter Adelaide, a troubled young woman who enjoys leaning into scandalous talk and over-sharing.   Have you ever experienced that feeling when you know you should like something more than you do? That’s Adelaide , for me, anyway. Dr. Roman and his wife, Holly, are trying for a baby, and right away I’m critical. “Put a baby in me” is ...

Title:  9 Songs Year:  2004 Starring:  Margo Stilley, Kieran O'Brien Director:  Michael Winterbottom Synopsis:   In London, intense sexual encounters take place between an American college student, named Lisa, and an English scientist, named Matt, between attending rock concerts. - Via IMDB Lilith's Notes: One of the most sexually explicit mainstream films. It showcases actual unsimulated sex between the two lead actors. "Sometimes when you kiss me, I want to bite you." I've made mention in other reviews that I have no formal education in film, film critique, or any other art-form. So, I'm fully prepared to admit there's a big chance that I'm simply missing something. In reality, I'm just here because I have thoughts and I want to share them. I also want to elevate exceptional films that might otherwise go un-noticed, and deflate arrogant bullshit that's too puffed up on its own ego. If you follow my social media, you kno...