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Documentary December - Graphic Sexual Horror - Lilith Likes to Watch

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Title:  Graphic Sexual Horror Year:  2009 Starring:  Brent "pd" Scott, Peter Ackworth, Princess Donna, Loralei Lee Director:  Barbara Bell, Anna Lorentzon Synopsis:   Graphic Sexual Horror takes a peek behind the terrifying facade behind the most notorious of bondage websites, exploring the dark mind of its artistic creator and asking hard questions about personal responsibility. - Via IMDB Lilith's Notes:  It's about a notoriously hard core website, InSex.com. "What's the adage? Once money's involved...money corrupts, or something?" Well, not only is it the end of Documentary December, but it's the end of the entire year. It's a time to look back and reflect on where we've been, and plan on where we're going. Look back, with me, dear reader, to a time when I was a little neophyte in the world of erotica. I wasn't yet writing, I was just lurking the periphery of  the kinky world. I hadn't yet known my place in it

Documentary December : Kink - Lilith Likes to Watch

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Title:  Kink Year:  2014 Starring:  Donna Dolore, Peter Acworth, Maitresse Madeline, Tomcat, Fivestar, Adrianna Luna Director:  Christina Voros Synopsis:  A documentary on fetish website Kink.com. - Via IMDB Lilith's Notes:  James Franco produced a documentary about one of the biggest porn companies out there. "He has a fucking safe word, alright?" When I was but a teenager, I would wait for the good late night shows to air on Showcase , which was Canada's answer to HBO and Cinemax. While I waited for Six Feet Under  and Oz , there was another show that would run. It was called KINK  and it was a docuseries about people who practiced BDSM. It ran for five seasons. The only thing I remember about it is a shot of one guy putting a clothes pin on his sack. This is not that. This has no relation to that. Kink.com is one of the leading erotic websites and video studios. Founded by Peter Acworth in his college dorm room during the Dot Com Boom, it produces a

Documentary December - A Life in Dirty Movies - Lilith Likes to Watch

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Title:  A Life in Dirty Movies Year:  2013 Starring:  Joe Sarno, John Waters, Peggy Steffans Director:  Wiktor Ericsson Synopsis:   A documentary shot at the end of pornographer Joe Sarnos's life, which reveals his attempt to make one last film, as well as his relationship with his wife, Peggy. - Via IMDB Lilith's Notes:  A documentary reflecting the life and career of notable adult film creator Joe Sarno. "The important thing is the breathing." I am not an expert. I am not a professional, a student, or a historian. I'm just a woman who enjoys porn. I know what I like, and what I loath. At the beginning of 2019 I reviewed a little film called  Abigail Lesley is Back In Town and I despised it. It was way too soft-core and every character was a bastard. No one had chemistry and the entire movie was a big let-down. After watching it I had sworn off Sarno films. I wasn't going to waste any more time on soft-core, soap opera drudgery. So, I don'

Documentary December - X-Rated: The Greatest Adult Movies of All Time

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Oh, the weather outside is... kind of wet and cold. And there's not enough Holiday themed porn out there, so I decided to forgo the whole fiasco and offer a break from the Holiday Season and give to you...  Documentary December! Title:  X-Rated: The Greatest Adult Movies of All Time Year:  2015 Starring:  Constance Money, Georgina Spelvin, Riley Reid, Jenna Jamison, Johnnie Keyes, Herschel Savage, Ron Jeremy Director:  Bryn Pryor Synopsis:  A look at a plethora of pornographic films ranging from the 1970s to the 2010s and a commentary about their lasting impacts on the adult industry and the world. - Via IMDB Lilith's Notes:  It's a documentary about the greatest porn films ever made. "A suicide at the beginning of a porn movie really sets the tone." I love documentaries. They make me feel intellectual. This particular documentary opens with a montage of many, many porn films from the 70s to the 2010s. As the montage ran, I was actually surprised

This Ain't Dracula XXX - Lilith Likes to Watch

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Title:  This Ain't Dracula XXX Year:  2011 Starring:  Jessi Palmer, Marie McCray, Evan Stone, Ryan Driller, Tom Byron Director:  Axel Braun Synopsis:  Forget everything you previously thought about Dracula. This is the movie that will make you totally re- think your perception of the mythical undead character! Count Dracula is back, and this time, with a sexual vengeance unlike any other Dracula you have ever seen. This sexual sci-fi masterpiece is sure to thrill you. And get you hot and sweaty. Nothing like some good old fashioned vampire sucking and fucking. - Via AdultFilmDatabase.com Lilith's Notes:  It's a parody of Bram Stoker's Dracula. "Lucy's cavalier attitude toward her multiple suitors has cheered my soul." I felt we were all owed a Halloween Treat after the horrible last few movies we've endured and as return visitors know, Bram Stoker's Dracula  is one of my favourite movies of all time. I was feeling so defeated by this

Halloween Trick & Treat Triple Feature - Lilith Likes to Watch

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WELCOME TO HALLOWEEN TRICK & TREAT. AND BOY DO I HAVE A TRICK OR 3 FOR YOU. Fuck it. Let's get weird with it! Boredom is a special kind of Hell. Boredom is soul-draining. Boredom is uninspiring. Boredom is a form of evil time-travel. You travel very, very slowly. When I started this blog roughly a year ago, I was in a very different personal place than I am now. There aren't enough hours in the week anymore and I am loathe to give the effort of writing a post about something that out and out bores me. I've always said, the worst thing you can do other than be viscerally disgusting, is to bore me. Don't fucking bore me. Make me angry. Make me roll my eyes. Just don't fucking bore me. I watched three pornos in search of this week's Halloween Trick and Treat. On their own, none of them gave me enough to work with. So, let's just delve in to all three of them. Title:  Dracula Sucks Year:  1978 Starring:  Annette Haven, Jamie Gillis, John Le

Lilith Likes to Watch - We Are the Flesh

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Title:  We Are The Flesh Year:  2016 Starring:  Noé Hernández, María Evoli, Diego Gamaliel Director:  Emiliano Rocha Minter Synopsis:   A young brother and sister, roaming an apocalyptic city, take refuge in the dilapidated lair of a strange hermit. He puts them to work building a bizarre cavernous structure, where he acts out his insane and depraved fantasies. Trapped in this maddening womb-like world under his malign influence, they find themselves sinking into the realms of dark and forbidden behaviour. - Via Amazon Lilith's Notes:  Fuck this movie. Welcome to the second annual Halloween Trick & Treat!  All through October, Lilith wanders through the horrific and the horny to find some of the best and unfortunately some of the worst of Halloween themed porno. When I was a child, I really, really liked escargot. It was delicious. We were at a restaurant for my 8th or 9th birthday and my mom offered me one of her escargots. I took it, popped it in my mouth, and chewe

Malice in Lalaland - Lilith Likes to Watch

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Title:  Malice in Lalaland Year:  2010 Starring:  Sasha Grey, Dirty Fred, Andy San Dimas, Keni Styles,  Ron Jeremy   Director:  Lew Xypher Synopsis:  Based on the two books by Lewis Carroll: "Alice In Wonderland" and "Through The Looking Glass", we stay true to a strange world and it's even stranger characters. Malice manages to escape from an asylum with the help of Rabbit. During her escape from Queenie and Jabbowski, she has the most sexy adventures ever. -Via AdultDVDEmpire Lilith's Notes:  It's sexy, grimy, rock n' roll  Alice in Wonderland . "Hold her down, I need her ass." Fun fact: Lilith Likes to Watch  is a year old. Want another fun fact? It's been 367 days since we've reviewed the first of a few Alice in Wonderland porno adaptations. Maybe this will become tradition. Regardless, if you feel like you've been down this rabbit hole before, now you know why. Malice in Lalaland  is.an OK porno with a fun loo

Banned Music Videos From the 90s - Lilith Likes to Watch

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Title: N/A Year:  The 90s Starring:  Madonna, Mitsou Director:  Fabien Baron (Erotica), Alain Desrochers (Dis-moi, Dis-moi) Synopsis:  We're doing something a little different this time, looking at sexy banned music videos! Lilith's Notes:  Educational purposes. "Why is it that people are willing to go and watch a movie about someone getting blown to bits for no reason at all, and nobody wants to see two girls kissing and two men snuggling?" As I write this, there's a meme going around. At least, I think, I hope it's a meme, that Post Malone "put some guy named Ozzy Osborne on the map". I actually remember hearing something similar with Paul McCartny and ...was it Kanye West? But that was all tongue-in-cheek and that's why I'm hoping this Ozzy thing is, too. However, it got me thinking: people in this day and age may not know the sexier music videos that existed once upon a time. They may only know Madonna as "That Old Woma

Lilith Likes to Watch - Bram Stoker's Dracula

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Title:  Bram Stoker's Dracula Year:  1992 Starring:  Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder, Keanu Reeves, Anthony Hopkins Director:  Francis Ford Coppola Synopsis:  The centuries old vampire Count Dracula comes to England to seduce his barrister Jonathan Harker's fiancée Mina Murray and inflict havoc in the foreign land. - Via IMDB Lilith's Notes:  This movie explains a lot of things about me... "Take me away from all this death." We've all had  that event . The moment when, looking back, you realize that a movie, or a character, or a scene awakens something in you. For me? I was 11 or 12. And I saw  Bram Stoker's Dracula  in theatres. I'm going to try to talk about this movie with more nuance than simply typing "AAAA! AAAA!  FUCK YOU GO WATCH THIS MOVIE AAAAA FUCK!", I'll do my best. As I said, I was 12-ish when I saw this movie in theatres. I wanted to see it because I was going through a Winona Ryder faze like every young girl in t

Wild Things - Lilith Likes to Watch

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Title:  Wild Things Year:  1998 Starring:  Kevin Bacon, Neve Campbell, Denise Richards, Matt Dillon Director:  John McNaughton Synopsis:  A police detective uncovers a conspiracy behind a case involving a high-school guidance counselor when accusations of rape are made against him by two female students. - Via IMDB Lilith's Notes:  Kevin Bacon's penis. "After tonight, the three of us are not to be seen together ever again." A handful of reviews ago, I declared that I am putting a halt to erotic thrillers. No more erotic thrillers. And, look where we are now. How did we get here? What did I go and do this for? I don't know. Wild Things had the same thing going for it that Threesome did. It came out in a time where I wasn't allowed to see it and so I build it up in my head as this big scandalous thing. Julia Salinger from Party of Five was going to get naked and kiss another girl. Kevin Bacon was also going to get naked. There was a threesome! H

Lilith Likes to Watch - Threesome

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Title:  Threesome Year:  1994 Starring:  Lara Flynn Boyle, Josh Charles, Stephen Baldwin Director:  Andrew Flemming Synopsis:  A girl named Alex is by mistake housed with 2 guys, Stuart and Eddy, in a college dorm suite. After initial problems they become friends. Stuart has the hots for Alex, Alex for Eddy and Eddy for Stuart. Can it work? - Via IMDB Lilith's Notes:  I tried to watch this film through squiggly lines. Yes, really. "I just don't understand why anyone would do a lesbian version of Oedipus Rex." In the time before The Internet, sneaking a peek at naughty stuff was a rite of passage for young boys and girls. I've only heard legends of finding a mythical nudie magazine in the woods. One time, my neighbour found a stash of Playboy  magazines and we giggled at the naked girls on display. We were both girls. I usually got by on nature shows, but once I found a knock-off Heavy Metal comic book abandoned in the hallways of my school. It had boo

Lilith Likes to Watch - The Loin King (AKA The Lion King XXX)

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Title:  The Loin King AKA The Lion King XXX Year:  2019 Starring:   Will Tile, Kira Noir, Leya Falcon, Daisy Ducati, Director:  Lee Roy Myers Synopsis:  Sinba and Na-Na are ready to mate, but his evil uncle Screw sends his daddy to his death via a Wildebreast stampede. Now with the help of his two friends, Tibone and Poonbaa, will Sinba get back to feeling the love tonight? Find out in The Loin King. - Via Youtube Lilith's Notes:  One of those rare musical pornos and it's a parody of a 25 year old family movie. "Rowr." We all know why we're here. Let's not even pretend like we're not. We're all here to watch evil uncle "Screw" fuck "Na-Na". Spoilers, he doesn't. In fact, the Scar surrogate doesn't get any lines. He stand there, wrings his hands evilly, then is never seen again. That is such a wasted opportunity. Well, what about the fact that, technically, Sinba and Na-Na are half siblings? Because that's

Lilith Likes to Watch - Q AKA Desire

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Title:  Q AKA Desire Year:  2011 Starring:  Déborah Révy, Hélène Zimmer, Gowan Didi Director:  Laurent Bouhnik Synopsis:  In a social context deteriorated by a countrywide economic crisis, the life of several people will be turned upside down after they meet Cecile, a character who symbolizes desire. - Via IMDB Lilith's Notes:  Its one of the few mainstream films with unsimulated sex, and was one of the first French language erotic films I had seen. "I don't feel anything." I first watched this film years ago, and save for one really exceptional scene, I remember it just sort of existing. So, I decided to revisit it. Q aka Desire  is about a group of people who live in town that's seeing a good helping of poverty. Our cast of characters include Matt, a mechanic with a frigid girlfriend named Alice. Chance, a petty car thief, and of course, Cecile, a sad little nympho who fucks whoever she wants in an attempt to escape her own grief over the passing o

Lilith Likes to Watch - A Patriotic Double Feature! Exotica and Spirit of Seventy-Sex

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It's Canada's birthday! It's America's birthday! Let's do a patriotic double feature ! Title:  Exotica Year:  1994 Starring:  Mia Krishner, Elias Koteas, Bruce Greenwood Director:  Atom Egoyan Synopsis:  A man plagued by neuroses frequents the club, Exotica, trying to find solace - but even there his past hides among him. - Via IMDB Lilith's Notes:  Mainstream Canadian erotic thriller that won AVN awards. "Exotica is here to entertain, to offer amusement, not to heal. There are other places for that." I'm putting a moratorium on the term "Erotic Thriller" until further notice. Basic Instinct , this is not. I'm not even a fan of Basic Instinct  but at least that movie had an actual erotic scene with genuine tension. So apparently this movie received mounds of accolades back in the day. It even won some AVNs. Why? There's nothing here. Francis suffered a tragic loss and is obsessed with 18 year old Christina, a