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This Ain't Dracula XXX - Lilith Likes to Watch

Title:  This Ain't Dracula XXX Year:  2011 Starring:  Jessi Palmer, Marie McCray, Evan Stone, Ryan Driller, Tom Byron Director:  Axel Braun Synopsis:  Forget everything you previously thought about Dracula. This is the movie that will make you totally re- think your perception of the mythical undead character! Count Dracula is back, and this time, with a sexual vengeance unlike any other Dracula you have ever seen. This sexual sci-fi masterpiece is sure to thrill you. And get you hot and sweaty. Nothing like some good old fashioned vampire sucking and fucking. - Via Lilith's Notes:  It's a parody of Bram Stoker's Dracula. "Lucy's cavalier attitude toward her multiple suitors has cheered my soul." I felt we were all owed a Halloween Treat after the horrible last few movies we've endured and as return visitors know, Bram Stoker's Dracula  is one of my favourite movies of all time. I was feeling so defeated by this

Halloween Trick & Treat Triple Feature - Lilith Likes to Watch

WELCOME TO HALLOWEEN TRICK & TREAT. AND BOY DO I HAVE A TRICK OR 3 FOR YOU. Fuck it. Let's get weird with it! Boredom is a special kind of Hell. Boredom is soul-draining. Boredom is uninspiring. Boredom is a form of evil time-travel. You travel very, very slowly. When I started this blog roughly a year ago, I was in a very different personal place than I am now. There aren't enough hours in the week anymore and I am loathe to give the effort of writing a post about something that out and out bores me. I've always said, the worst thing you can do other than be viscerally disgusting, is to bore me. Don't fucking bore me. Make me angry. Make me roll my eyes. Just don't fucking bore me. I watched three pornos in search of this week's Halloween Trick and Treat. On their own, none of them gave me enough to work with. So, let's just delve in to all three of them. Title:  Dracula Sucks Year:  1978 Starring:  Annette Haven, Jamie Gillis, John Le

Lilith Likes to Watch - We Are the Flesh

Title:  We Are The Flesh Year:  2016 Starring:  Noé Hernández, María Evoli, Diego Gamaliel Director:  Emiliano Rocha Minter Synopsis:   A young brother and sister, roaming an apocalyptic city, take refuge in the dilapidated lair of a strange hermit. He puts them to work building a bizarre cavernous structure, where he acts out his insane and depraved fantasies. Trapped in this maddening womb-like world under his malign influence, they find themselves sinking into the realms of dark and forbidden behaviour. - Via Amazon Lilith's Notes:  Fuck this movie. Welcome to the second annual Halloween Trick & Treat!  All through October, Lilith wanders through the horrific and the horny to find some of the best and unfortunately some of the worst of Halloween themed porno. When I was a child, I really, really liked escargot. It was delicious. We were at a restaurant for my 8th or 9th birthday and my mom offered me one of her escargots. I took it, popped it in my mouth, and chewe