Title:  Underworld Year:  2013 Starring:  Jessica Drake, Xander Corvus, Asa Akira Director:  Brad Armstrong Synopsis:  After a robbery gone wrong, Tanya finds herself in a coma-like state, which has her cross into an eerie Underworld, a dream-like purgatory where lost souls go to find out their fate. Along the way she meets a cast of mystical characters, who help guide her on a journey through the Underworld. - Via Adult Empire.com  Lilith's Notes: It was featured on the documentary X-Rated: The Greatest Adult Movies of All Time and won 15 awards in 2014 "Get on your knees and beg for your life." Welcome to the next bit of Lilith Likes to Watch Halloween Trick & Treat. Tonight we're featuring a high-concept, low effort offering from Brad Armstrong about life, death and everything in between. I had a sneaking suspicion this might be bad so I was prepared with an adult beverage. I heard about Underworld on the documentary X-...

Title:  Nightdreams Year:  1986 Starring:  Dorothy LeMay, Andy Nichols, Jennifer West Director:  Francis Delia Synopsis:  In an experiment, a pair of scientists use electric jolts to induce a sleeping woman to have erotic dreams. - Via IMDB Lilith's Notes: Inducted into the XRCO Hall of Fame in 1992. "I can feel your eyes like fingers touching me in certain places." Fucking hell, this movie is intense. I was hoping for something on the level of Through the Looking Glass or The Devil Inside Her . I got exactly what I asked for and more. Truly, I have been blessed. Mrs. Van Houten, played by Doroth LeMay, is the subject of a sexy sleep experiment. Two scientists, Jennifer West and Andy Nichols, use eletroshocks to give her erotic dreams. This movie starts out strong. The first dream, Van Houten lays in a dark room, with images of creepy clowns and cupie dolls flashing on screen. Slowly the camera advances on a giant jack in the box. When it burst...

Title:  Flesh Gordon Year:  1974 Starring:  Jason Williams, Suzanne Fields, Joseph Hudgins, William Dennis Hunt Director:  Michael Benveniste, Howard Ziehm Synopsis:  Emperor Wang is ruler of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. - Via IMDB Lilith's Notes: It features the work of several renowned visual effects artists early in their careers. The film was actually nominated for an Oscar for visual effects, but the category was cancelled that year due to a lack of eligible films. "I just want to look at your tits." "It's better than it has any right to be". I absolutely despise that phrase. It's bullshit. Anything can be good with enough love. We all thought The Lego Movie was going to be hot garbage but it turned out fantastic. We all scoffed at a Guardians of the Galaxy movie but then we felt emotions fo...

Title: Mona The Virgin Nymph Year: 1970 Starring: Fifi Watson, Orrin North, Judy Angel, Gerard Broulard, Susan Stewart Director: Michael Benveniste, Howard Ziehm Synopsis: Mona is engaged but wants to remain untouched until she is married. However, since her childhood she has had a fascination for blow jobs, which her fiancée has benefited from. - Via IMDB Lilith's Notes: It’s considered one of the earliest mainstream pornos that had a plot and helped kick off the Golden Age of Porn. "I have a taste for these things and you taste pretty good." There’s something so simple about vintage porn. All the women are real, all the men are real. No one is jack-hammering fingers into orifices or screaming pleasure at the top of their lungs. Come isn’t shooting everywhere and no one has their heels behind their head. No one is choking or strangling their partners and there is barely any spitting. No body is injected with plastic and silicon and botulism. Cocks aren’t m...

I’m going to tell you one of my truths. Global pandemic is up high on my HARD NO list. Possible annihilation by some invisible virus is one of those things that I had hoped I’d never see in my lifetime. Yet, here we are. I fucking broke. I was incapable of doing anything other than the bare minimum of eating, bathing, and pet care. I haven’t been outside my neighborhood in almost six months. Meanwhile I plaster a smile on my face when around those who care about me and make jokes about sexy masks because that’s how I’ve always operated. Previous fetishes I held suddenly were turn offs. The thought of writing something, review, erotica or otherwise, was terribly daunting, and, ultimately pointless. Covid had destroyed the future plans I had for my personal life, my publishing plans, and the run of Lilith Likes to Watch. I was jealous and angry at people who could go out because they had better immune systems than mine. There was no end in sight and things just kept getting worse an...

Welcome back to Money March! Today we continue with one of the most famous porn films of all time... Title:  The Opening of Misty Beethoven Year: 1975 Starring:  Constance Money, Jamie Gillis, Jacqueline Beudant, Ras Kean, Terri Hall Director:  Radley Mitzger Synopsis:  Pornography meets Pygmalion. Misty, the hooker, meets the sexologist who thinks he can transform her from "the nadir of passion" into someone who inspires passion.- Via IMDB Lilith's Notes:  One of the most beloved and renowned porno movies of all time. The movie that made Constance Money a star. "Never let the fact that they are doing it wrong stop you from doing it right." Well, here we are, the first Constance Money film I ever saw, and the film that made me a fan. Dr. Seymour Love finds a hooker who refuses to engage in exciting activities with her clients. The "Nadir of Passion", he's convinced he could make her into the next Goldenrod Girl, the talk of the to...

Title:  Wasteland Year:  2012 Starring:  Lily Carter, Lily LaBeau Director:  Graham Travis Synopsis:  Two young women are best friends, but they go their separate ways. 5 years later they reunite when Anna visits Jacky. After Anna arrives the friendship is renewed and the young women soon take things to the next level. - Via IMDB Lilith's Notes:  Nominated for over 20 awards through various award shows. Recipient of 13 awards including Best Narrative at the LA Underground Film Festival, and several Best Actress awards for Carter and LaBeau.  "Always is boring and lonely and painful and scary." History. This movie and I have history. About half a decade ago, when I was refining my porn tastes, I searched out this film. I first saw it, fittingly, when I was on a trip to Arizona. It left me feeling...confused. The first shot of Wasteland  begins with Anna, played by Lily Carter, walking down a gritty walkway, bathed in shades of black...

Title:  Alice In Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy Year:  1976 Starring:  Kristine DeBell, Alan Novak Director:  Bud Townsend Synopsis:  Alice is a good girl who isn't sure she wants to go all the way with her boyfriend. But when she follows a white rabbit into wonderland, she discovered just how fun being naughty can be. Lilith's Notes:  It's a musical porn version of Alice in Wonderland. This review is going to be brief. I don't have much to say about this film. For a musical, the songs are forgettable. For an Alice in Wonderland adaptation, the visuals are remarkably uninspired and the costumes are cheap or non-existent. The Cheshire cat doesn't exist, instead the production had two mouse costumes lying around so they decided just to have a couple people wear those and lick Alice all over. The Mad Hatter sort of looked like Roger Daltrey from Tommy , so that was interesting, if not distracting. The erotic bits were fine, though the...