Title: Harsh Punishment 1 and 2 Year: 2026 Starring: Ava Amira, Sofia Locke, Lana Smalls Director: Ricky Greenwood Synopsis:  Thrown into the labyrinth and suspended in chains, the maiden is helpless as she awaits the dweller of the maze. With heavy footsteps and monstrous breaths, the Minotaur arrives to claim its prey... Lana awakens in chains suspending her between two towering walls. Unable to break free, Lana comes to a horrifying realisation. She has been exiled to the labyrinth, branded as a criminal by the king who must be sacrificed to the dweller of the labyrinth, the Minotaur... Lilith's Notes: Minotaurs! May is a month of Taurus, the Bull. Fitting. Watch Now: MonsterP*rn.com "I didn't deserve it but now it's all I crave." May, twenty-twenty six. What a wonderful time to be alive. No matter how hard the powers that be might try, no matter the fuss and stink the “Family groups” and payment processors might raise, we can still enjoy the art of mo...

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Title: Irreversible Year: 2002 Starring: Vincent Cassel, Albert Dupontel, Monica Bellucci Director: Gaspar Noé Synopsis: A woman’s lover and her ex-boyfriend take justice into their own hands after she becomes the victim of a rapist. Because some acts can’t be undone. Because man is an animal. Because the desire for vengeance is a natural impulse. Because most crimes remain unpunished. - via Letterboxd.com Lilith's Notes: I was having a nice week until this happened. Watch Now: Amazon "There are no bad deeds, only deeds." This week, I was afforded a little staycation, which I welcomed with open arms. I was reckless, staying up until 4am playing video games and watching Youtube, subsisting on sugary snacks and prepackaged food. In this moment of hedonistic, damn-the-consequences existence, Kage and I decided to destroy our souls a little. For a treat. We watched Irreversible . You know what this movie is. We all know what it is. It’s Gaspar Noé at his Gaspar Noé-...

Title: Sex Trip Year: 2026 Starring:   Cheena Dizon, Angeline Aril, Audrey Avila Director: Lawrence Fajardo Synopsis: On a final trip after college graduation, five friends go on a hiking trip and discover a mystical cave that unleashes forbidden desires within them, igniting a night of uninhibited passion, partner-swapping, and raw sexual exploration leaving them forever changed. - Via Letterboxd.com Lilith's Notes: We're ignorant Westerners so something might have been lost in translation. Watch Now: VMX "I think this is what they call The Call of the Wild." Five college-age students and a cabin in the woods. It’s a tale as old as time and it transcends cultures. We all have a cabin, we all have a wood, and we all have a cave. Sometimes it’s the cave from the Dave Franco/Allison Brie cosmic horror film Together . Sometimes it’s the cave that so succinctly described evolution in Ice Age . Sometimes it’s overgrown with crystals and is more of a fortress of soli...

Title: Matinee Idol Year: 1984 Starring: Herschel Savage, Jesie St. James, John Leslie, Angel Director: Henri Pachard Synopsis: Egos and screen tests are all around when it is time to film an adult film called Matinee Idol. The lead star also has a private go with the casting directors’ buxom secretary right on the casting directors’ table. - via Letterboxd.com Lilith's Notes: Welcome to the tail end of the Golden Age Watch Now: Adult Empire "You watch too many of your own movies." Recently, I had metaphorically cast out a bunch of nets out into the world. This week, they all decided to come back at the same time, swelled with silvery little fish and leaving me feeling overwhelmed. So, I admit I don’t have much in the gas tank today, my friends. Please understand. Still, we persevere. Matinee Idol came out at the very tale end of the Golden Age, and the way it tries to stand on the heads of giants, or at least mount them at all, tells us that it is aware that th...

Title: Angels of Passion Year: 1986 Starring: Steve Drake, Jessica Wylde, Tracey Adams Director: Jerome Bronson Synopsis: A threesome in a caravan is about to reach its climax when a drunk driver crashes into the vehicle. The two pretty girls and their lover are killed instantly and are now wandering around the training camp for angels. Due to a mistake by their heavenly guide, they learn the names of three people whose death is imminent. They decide to return to earth and help these people in the way they are best at: through unbridled, voluptuous sex in every conceivable way! - via Letterboxd.com Lilith's Notes: Everyone Knows That one song... Watch Now: XVideos "I said sit down." Happy belated Valentine’s Day to all who practice. Boy, do we have a treat for you! Speaking of belated, it’s better late than never that Kage and I finally touched on this film… But we’ll discuss that aspect in a moment. Angels of Passion is an 80s skin-flick about a threesome who, w...

Title: Seasons: Rose Year: 2021 Starring: Kristen Scott, Ravyn Alexa, Owen Grey Director: Casey Calvert Synopsis: In the sequel to Seasons: Grace, the pair are reunited again but this time at Nadine's home in Nashville. With a romantic weekend on her mind, things don't go exactly to Grace's plans when Nadine doesn't give her the attention she was expecting. Can roses fix a Valentine's gone wrong? - via Lustcinema.com Lilith's Notes: A sequel to another vaguely holiday-themed film Watch Now: Lustcinema.com | HotMovies "Valentine's Day is a sad excuse for us to feel sorry for ourselves and spend lots of money." Welcome to Single’s Awareness Month, no, that’s not our review theme for February, it’s just what sarcastic little edgelords like myself prefer to call the Valentine’s season. I have a question for you, something to ponder: Out of all 28 days in February, which one is the best? Finished pondering? Good. If you said February 15th, y...

Title: The Feeling That the Time for Doing Something Has Passed Year: 2023 Starring: Joanna Arnow, Scott Cohen, Babak Tafti Director: Joanna Arnow Synopsis: A mosaic-style comedy following the life of a woman as time passes in her long-term casual BDSM relationship, low-level corporate job, and quarrelsome Jewish family. - via Letterboxd.com Lilith's Notes: I thought this would be much funnier and enlightening. Watch Now: Amazon "In theory I like it, but in practice I might need aftercare." Welcome back to a fresh new year of Lilith Likes to Watch. Looking around, it seems that so far, 2026 is just second verse, same as the first. Probably even more dire. Great. Maybe we should try and start this year of reviews with something fun, snarky and perhaps uplifting? Too bad that isn’t what we have on the docket for tonight. Instead of fun we have something else… We have twee. My goodness how I hate twee. Now, I suppose twee can be defined in many different ways....