This review is going to be brief. I don't have much to say about this film.
For a musical, the songs are forgettable.
For an Alice in Wonderland adaptation, the visuals are remarkably uninspired and the costumes are cheap or non-existent. The Cheshire cat doesn't exist, instead the production had two mouse costumes lying around so they decided just to have a couple people wear those and lick Alice all over.
The Mad Hatter sort of looked like Roger Daltrey from Tommy, so that was interesting, if not distracting.
The erotic bits were fine, though there was a charming self-love scene in a river. Probably the highlight of the movie.
I saw this with the cut scenes spliced back into the run time, which made for some fun clashes of quality. There was one chase scene that looked like a skipping DVD, so that was amusing.
At times it forgets its a porn, and at times it forgets its a musical. There was potential here, but something didn't click all the way. A shame.
LILITH'S SCORE: 3/5 - It's fine.