Where God Doesn't Look - Lilith Likes to Watch

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Title: Where God Doesn't Look
Year: 2024

Starring: Tommy Pistol, Penelope Kay

Director: Seth Gamble

Synopsis: Belle approaches a priest and confesses that she's been feeling tempted by sexual desires, even though she knows she should save herself for marriage. The priest advises her to find strength through prayer and penance, but Belle asks about what to do if that's not enough. She begins to debate with him about the Church's obsession with virginity, and suggests that having sex in the 'other place' - the bottom - doesn't count. - Via Adult Time

Lilith's Notes: Can you have too much of a good thing?

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"Temptation is a part of life. It's what we do with those feelings that define our path."

Do you remember when I mentioned my manifestation powers? It seems there's an echo in here...

Some time ago I made a public observation that I wanted Tommy Pistol to play a priest, and then, apparently, Ricky Greenwood caught my energy, cast Pistol as a priest in Under the Veil, and I was satisfied. To be clear, Tommy Pistol is not my type, but he's a good, reliable performer and he has an undeniable Forgive me Father/Punish me Daddy energy when he's not playing a silly goofball.

Anyway, he was a priest, it was good, time went on.

Now he’s playing a priest again and my cup runneth over.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Where God Doesn't Look is the story of Belle (played by Penelope Kay) and her priest (played by Tommy Pistol). When Belle comes in for communion, the priest’s touch lingers too long on her lips, and leaves them both dangerously toeing forbidden lines. That is until Belle, in her Sunday schoolgirl best and popping hair tinsel, decides to explore certain loopholes with her trustworthy priest.

Or does she have ulterior motives in mind?

As I’m sure you’ve figured out by now, the majority of the content here is butt stuff. If that’s your thing, you’ll love this. It’s not my thing, and really, it hardly counts as a loophole if you ask me. Catholics could really learn something from the Mormons and their soaking habits.

At one point, the priest produces a rosary and wraps it around Belle’s throat while she’s giving him head. I was all for it but in the next shot it’s completely gone, as if it never happened. Of course we don’t want performers to do anything they're not comfortable with, safety informed consent first, but if I have to endure butt stuff for an hour, then I think I deserve a little rosary noose for my troubles. It’s only fair.

Having said that, the hand work and oral in this are good. It’s Tommy Pistol, he likes a little pain and a touch of consensual degradation. So, Penelope Kay uses her teeth a lot, and the priest begs the naughty, explicitly stated to be twenty year old, to repeatedly spit in his face.

Good times. No notes.

Penelope Kay is a good performer, and she makes cute little squeak sounds.

There was a very lovely shot of Belle on her knees before the priest, with her body arching in such a way that there was a nice artistic fluidity to it. It was a visual highlight of the film.

Not that this film isn’t visually pleasing. It’s shot in very tight environments of course, but what environments they do have are well decorated and realized. It looks like an office a priest might actually have. And as I alluded too earlier, the costumes totally communicate what they were meant to. I reiterate, I love the subtle hair tinsels.

My biggest complaint is, of all things, the dialogue. You see, words mean things…

We come to find out that Belle orchestrated this sinful liaison because the priest killed her mother in a car accident I think? But to be honest the dialogue was so mumbled I scrubbed back and watched the scene several times and I’m still unclear on what happened. Look, if you don’t have subtitles then enunciate and project, dammit!

I think the priest got into a drunken accident and killed Belle’s mom and he saw no punishment.

But then it goes on and Belle asks if being a whore is so bad. So…are we being literal here? Did she become a sex worker to support herself after becoming an orphan or are they just using the word as a pejorative synonym for slut? I honestly am not sure.

Good performances, fetishes I don’t personally vibe with, confusing dialogue, good sets and costumes. That’s the take away.

But the real question is… Will we see Father Pistol again in the future? Let’s pray.

Best Moment: Though I'm not a fan of the content, I have to admire that it's a religious porno that actually explores that loophole, so that's novel.

Worst Moment: Some of it is really unorganized and clumsy like the sudden disappearing rosary, and sometimes the position changes are awkward with no smooth transitions.

LILITH'S SCORE: 3/5

Until next time, my voracious voyeurs. I’m Lilith, and I’m always watching.