Pampering Our Sitter - Lilith Likes to Watch
Title: Pampering Our Sitter
Year: 2023
Starring: Coco Lovelock, Seth Gamble, Penny Barber
Director: Souxsie Q, Michael Vegas
Synopsis: Chelsea arrives at a luxurious house, enviously admiring it while reflecting on how rough her life is right now, especially when it comes to the relationship she has with her parents. She then meets Lydia and Anthony, a married couple, who warmly invite her inside. They begin interviewing Chelsea, seemingly to be their new babysitter. Its soon revealed that they don't intend to have their own family -- they want HER to be their family! - Via Adult Empire
Lilith's Notes: Let's explore a new kink!
"She's such a polite girl, isn't she?"
Oh boy do I have a treat for you tonight folks! A film of middling quality to start, but as it continues the cracks really begin to show themselves and soon it's just a broken pile of rubble at our feet, twitching and whimpering and wondering where it all went wrong.
I bring you… Pampering Our Sitter.
That's right, a no-frills, says what it is on the tin basic, threadbare-plot of a real porno. Because this is what we do here.
Chelsea (played by Coco Lovelock) is an appropriately cherubic, innocent looking young lady who answers an ad for a baby-sitter and is greeted by a married couple, Lydia (played by Penny Barber) and Anthony (played by Seth Gamble). But it’s a ruse! The truth is Lydia and Anthony want to play house with Chelsea!
Ok, I’m here for it. And so is Chelsea, who barely questions the proposal and immediately plays her part as the good baby girl. They put her in pig tails, and tell her to wet herself, which she does without complaint. She’s teased, toweled off, then sucks on Lydia’s breast.
Then they go to the bedroom and it all falls apart.
So, before we get into the bad stuff, I’m going to once again get on my weird soap box and rant about back story.
I want to know why Chelsea is so eager to play family. We could have spent 30 seconds just watching her leave a house, the sounds of her parents fighting echoing through the open front door as she escaped for her new prospective job. We don’t even know if she’s a virgin or not, which would unquestionably change the dynamic of this whole scene. Imagine if, as her parents were fighting, one of them call her a slut or something, and Chelsea protests. So not only is she looking for a job to save up for a place of her own, but she feels unwelcome in her home life. You know, like Allison from The Breakfast Club. Her home life is unsatisfying.
That’s a recurring issue with many Pure Taboo offerings, the set up is always fun and inventive, but the execution often misses.
Anyway, that little complaint aside, this is good for the first 20 or so minutes, but then Anthony takes Chelsea to the bed and the camera focuses on Seth Gamble getting his dick sucked while poor Coco Lovelock is barely in frame, putting on a show and we don’t see any of it. The focus should be on her. This is obviously an awakening of something for Chelsea but she’s literally falling off the bed, nose buried deep against Lydia, her knees up, and it’s off-frame!
This was directed by Souxsie Q and Michael Vegas and I was positive I had seen their directorial efforts before. Going back through the archives, I found they also directed the Mormon-themed porn Soaking. It too, had its flaws but it was overall presented in a much better package.
Add to that the repeated moments where Penny Barber breaks character and completely forgets what she’s doing because apparently Seth Gamble’s dick is just that good. Which, if it is, then he picked the correct line of work didn’t he?
Suddenly there’s a rapid squelching sound and I had no idea where it was coming from because the scene was so poorly planned. It turned out it was Anthony fingering Lydia but limb placement was blocking the visuals. People hate a confusing fap!
As a grand finale, or perhaps a desperate bid for some attention, Chelsea puts both legs behind her head, pretzeling herself to the adoration of her newly adoptive parents and I can’t help but feel the effort goes unappreciated.
The end though, is completely underwhelming. Chelsea rests her head on Lydia’s hip while waiting for a facial from Anthony. The build up took way too long and the editing really needed to be tightened up. When he finally does unload, he misses her face. It was not Gamble’s finest moment.
However, sometimes even bad content can be enjoyable. After weeks of pulling at threads of nearly nothing, of struggling to find things to say, it feels good to have something so meaty to analyze. Sure, the meat is tough, but it’s there.
Best Moment: I did enjoy how enthusiastically the character of Chelsea went along with this whole situation. I really did believe she was developing a new kink.
Worst Moment: How utterly wasted Coco Lovelock's efforts were in the second half of the scene.
LILITH'S SCORE: 3/5 - The set up was good and innovated, but the execution left a lot to be desired.
Until next time, my voracious voyeurs. I’m Lilith, and I’m always watching.
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