Spooky Short-Films Marathon - Lilith Likes to Watch Halloween Trick & Treat 2024!
It occurred to me that an unofficial tradition during the Halloween Trick & Treat is a mini-marathon. A tradition within a tradition, if you will. So, why stop now?
Believe me when I tell you that Kage and I sat down to watch several short horror-adjacent erotic films over the weekend and very few of them left positive feelings. So few, in fact, that most of these reviews are going to be only a few sentences long.
I renewed my Pink Label subscription for this.
Sigh.
Title: Succubus
Year: 2020
Starring: Alexa Nasha, Juan Lucho
Director: Adrian Mur
Synopsis: A young man knows the power in the dark box of hell, he knows that if he can decipher it, will open and let out the evil inside. The Succubus will appear, a female demon, exciting, morbid, and thirsty for sex. But do you really know how far this demon is able to get through sex in a claustrophobic atmosphere? When someone opens the cube, witness the terrifying shape of the Succubus. Despite being thousands of years old, her beauty is of a young girl with a tattooed body and a bifid tongue. Her intentions will not cease until Succubus gets what needs from this world, from you. - Via PinkLabel.tv
Lilith's Notes: Ohhh, a split tongue!
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Not to be confused with Succubus, in which Tommy Pistol ate a doughnut in behind the scenes footage.
A guy (played by Juan Lucho) finds the Lament Configuration You Buy From Wish, summons a succubus (played by Alexa Nasha), and they fuck.
I wanted to badly to like this, but other than two scant but delightful moments, it was pretty much We have this space for an hour let's shoot a porno porn.
You had a performer with a split tongue. That was your strength. Play to your strengths! But the tongue fun was all of 30 seconds in a 12 minute scene. What we got was very fun! I had never seen a bifurcated tongue in action quite like that before. It was whippin' around that dick, but there simply wasn't enough of it.
Near the end, the guy picks up the succubus and fucks her while holding her, which is always fun and gravity-defying, but again, not much to it.
Best Moment: Split tongue blowjob.
Worst Moment: Split tongue blowjob should have been the majority of the runtime.
LILITH'S SCORE: 2/5
Title: Technorgastic Cyborg
Year: 2024
Starring: Kink Barbie, Akira Nawa
Director: Akira Nawa, Sladká M
Synopsis: This mysterious story, discovered on the dark web and accessible only through magnetic tapes, reveals a saga where the divine intertwines with the technological. As new technology deciphers this enigma, a plot unfolds that explores the depths of desire and sensation, challenging the viewer to rethink the essence of life and ecstasy at the junction of mythology and organic innovation. - Via Pinklabel.tv
Lilith's Notes: God has abandoned me.
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Look at that synopsis. Just fucking look at it.
What? What the fuck are you on about?
A cyborg (played by Kink Barbie) wakes up and is tested for functionality I guess. She's spanked, fingered, fucked, and tied up with medical tubing. She has pretty eyes.
I kind of hated this.
Kage liked it more than I did.
At one point they grabbed medical tubing that appeared to be connected to a big bag of liquid and I almost threw in the towel because that is a hard no from me. Luckily all they did was twist the tubing uselessly around the prone cyborg's body. Then some purple-red fluid flowed through the tube. Why? From where? For what purpose? Where was it going?
Looking back on it, no I really didn't like this. And I don't even know why I don't like it. I think it was just unpleasant to view?
Best Moment: The spanking scene. The cyborg has pretty eyes and we got a good look at them as she was being spanked.
Worst Moment: The terror I felt when that tube came into play. Luckily it was a fake-out.
LILITH'S SCORE: 1.5/5
Title: You'll Be Sorry
Year: 2023
Starring: Lou Smorals, Maryann Peony, Sadie Lune
Director: Maryann Peony
Synopsis: When Lou steals her sister’s dress to dress up her favourite doll, the sister’s twisted revenge is no child’s play… - Via Pinklabel.tv
Lilith's Notes: Lou Smorals is the best stage name ever. Applause.
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"Pretty Things Get Ruined..."
This film has everything I like. Undressing with use of a knife. Slip dresses. Gothic imagery. So, why didn't I like this?
Well, all a bit too extreme for me. Dollification is not a kink of mine, personally, and this one involves needles and staples in the skin which I was not expecting. It wasn't a deal-breaker, but it did make me squirm a little in my seat.
The thing with this film is that it's cruel, mean and so ugly, and not in an appealing way. This is not the weird fucked up energy of Through the Looking Glass where we have amazing physical performances and bizarro visuals. Instead, this feels like they aimed to make a John Waters homage and the only thing they got even a little bit correct was the garish diva makeup.
However, I can absolutely see how this works for some people. This is definitely catering to its audience, it's just that the audience doesn't include me.
So for their sake, I'm glad this movie exists.
Best Moment: Hey, like I said, there was undressing with use of a knife and I know what I like.
Worst Moment: It was just so visually ugly and unappealing.
LILITH'S SCORE: 2/5
Best Moment: Hey, like I said, there was undressing with use of a knife and I know what I like.
Worst Moment: It was just so visually ugly and unappealing.
LILITH'S SCORE: 2/5
Title: The Summoning
Year: 2024
Starring: Fennel, Ursinae Vesperal
Director: Vespéral
Synopsis: A mischievous succubus leads the shy priest astray by the confession booth.
Sexy horns, costume, candles, goth energy… Grab the devil by the horns and let them lead you into debauchery.
After you’ve feasted your eyes on The Summoning, delight in the next installment, The Summoning II. - Via PinkLabel.tv
Sexy horns, costume, candles, goth energy… Grab the devil by the horns and let them lead you into debauchery.
After you’ve feasted your eyes on The Summoning, delight in the next installment, The Summoning II. - Via PinkLabel.tv
Lilith's Notes: The succubus we want, and deserve.
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"Pretty priest."
Not to be confused with The Summoning with Abigail Mac as a poor excuse for a satanist.
A priest (played by Fennel) summons a succubus (played by Ursinae Vesperal) and they suck and fuck. It's as simple as that.
And it's great!
The sound is pretty poor, with the mic picking up every creak, and footstep, nearly drowning out the minimal dialogue, but hey, what is this if not guerilla film making?
The setting is appropriately themed with candles and interesting baubles. Of course, the main set piece is what looks to be an actual confessional, which means either these performers act out these sorts of scenes on the regular, or that was the worlds luckiest Thrift shop find.
The succubus goes down on the priest and he grabs her horns, using them to steady himself. He climaxes, she kisses his mess, does the Father, Son, Holy Spirit gesture, giggles, and goes back into the confessional.
In the sequel, the priest summons her again and they go full on with penetration. Good for them!
There's less horn play in the sequel, but some fun POV shots that I found myself enjoying.
These two films are very short, and fun. Watch them with a special someone.
Best Moment: Horn handlebars.
Worst Moment: They're both way too short.
LILITH'S SCORE: 4/5
Worst Moment: They're both way too short.
LILITH'S SCORE: 4/5
Well, that's another year of our Halloween Trick & Treat! What did you like best? Let Kage and I know in the comments... if you're brave enough.
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