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I'm So Slick, I'll Fxxx Myself - Lilith Likes to Watch Halloween Trick & Treat

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Title: I'm So Slick, I'll Fxxx Myself Year: 2025 Starring: Leana Lovings, Shay Sights Director: ??? Synopsis: After leading an intense aerobic workout, hot MILF Shay Sights goes into the bathroom to admire herself. The juice begins to flow before Shay collapses to the floor, and a beautiful, naked woman CRAWLS out of her back. - via Brazzers Lilith's Notes: This is a parody of The Substance Buy: Brazzers "Take care of yourselves, ladies." You'd have to be a fool not to realize that the premise of 2024’s The Substance isn't rife with porn possibilities. It's baked into its slippery DNA. An older lady former celebrity takes a potion and out pops her younger, flawless self. Of course one would want to hit that, ethical questions aside. Let’s pretend the viewer of this parody had never seen The Substance . If that’s the case, then what we’re watching is a confusing mess. What we are shown is an aging host of a fitness show (Played by Shay Sight...

Birthday Slasher - Lilith Likes to Watch Halloween Trick & Treat 2025!

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Title: Birthday Slasher Year: 2025 Starring: Liz Jordan, Parker Ambrose Director: Seth Gamble Synopsis: Hot goth Emmy just wants to spend her birthday watching horror movies, but her best friend Sadie shows up with a gift of a slinky dress, and tells her to put it on, because she invited Emmy's crush over. Sadie's boyfriend Benny and his friend Scott arrive with shocking news... there's been a murder nearby! When Scott's jealous ex Tara shows up just before they hear the masked killer has struck again, the college students lock themselves into the house. Scott joins Emmy in her bedroom and gives the hot goth the birthday present she really wants. But they hear screams from downstairs! Will Emmy's birthday turn into a nightmare? - Via Digital Playground Lilith's Notes: Seth Gamble's directorial debut for Digitial Playground Buy: Digital Playground "Want me to give you a handy in the taxidermy room?" That cackling you hear? Don’t worry about t...

BLUSH San Francisco Film Fest - Part 5 - Lilith Likes to Watch

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Title: BLUSH San Francisco Film Fest Year: 2025 Starring: Various Director: Various Synopsis: A selection of films featured at the BLUSH San Francisco Film Fest 2025 Lilith's Notes: Part 5... the end. Watch: PinkLabel.tv And finally, we have come to the end of our watch through of the BLUSH San Francisco Film Festival. So, let’s rapid fire through some of these, but close with one truly stunning film. NIGHT SHIFT What goes on after hours at a warehouse? The mannequins come to life and pleasure one another. It was fine. Kind of basic, with not a lot of variety, but the performers were nice to look at. ONE MINUTE SERIES 24 films that are each 60 seconds long. There’s a wide variety here of subject matter, quality, and sensuality. Unfortunately I’m hard-pressed to remember any of them. ORGY EVERY OTHER DAY People go to sex parties and feel more free and seen than on the streets of NYC. A story of finding your people, I guess. It didn’t stick in my memory. CHAIR MOI A Ca...

BLUSH San Francisco Film Fest - Part 4 - Lilith Likes to Watch

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Title: BLUSH San Francisco Film Fest Year: 2025 Starring: Various Director: Various Synopsis: A selection of films featured at the BLUSH San Francisco Film Fest 2025 Lilith's Notes: Part 4 of 5, as it turns out Watch: PinkLabel.tv We’re back with part four of our Blush retrospective. Have you been waiting all week with baited breath, eagerly anticipating what we were going to acknowledge this time? Well, your patience is about to be rewarded. PLEASURE ENGINEER A cam girl talks about the intimacy and vulnerability that comes with camming. She realizes that, though it’s all saucy fun, she has on more that one occasion actually changed the lives of some people for the better. Connection is a human need, even through a screen. Personally I found her to be a touch grating, but that’s fine, I’m not paying for a session with her. If she loves what she does, and people love what she does, and the world is a slightly better place for it, then more power to her, and to porn in ge...

BLUSH San Francisco Film Fest - Part 3 - Lilith Likes to Watch

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Title: Courage for (un-disabled) Lust Year: 2024 Starring: Rike, Ben Nordmann Director: Ben Nordmann Synopsis: "For a long time, I thought I was completely unattractive to everyone because of my disability and could never have sex and actually saw myself as being far removed from any sexuality. It definitely helped me to have sex with you so passionately." These words are from Rike (28) who lives with Möbius syndrome and has used a sexual service and experienced a change in her relationship with her own body. As the introductory words make clear, there are people who suffer from difficult access to sexual experiences due to prevailing ideals of beauty and other circumstances. - via PinkLabel.tv Lilith's Notes: This week we're focusing on just one film shown at the Film Fest Buy: PinkLabel.tv "See the person..." Here we are once again, to spend our anniversary month by pondering or praising all the short films BLUSH San Fan Film Festival had to offer....

BLUSH San Francisco Film Fest - Part 2 - Lilith Likes to Watch

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Title: BLUSH San Francisco Film Fest Year: 2025 Starring: Various Director: Various Synopsis: A selection of films featured at the BLUSH San Francisco Film Fest 2025 Lilith's Notes: Part 2 of 4, probably Watch: PinkLabel.tv This week, we bring more of our exploration of the BLUSH film fest’s offerings with three little adventures into the esoteric, the yummy and the generous. Come along as we continue our Anniversary month! FLESH AND FIRE This is going to sound incredibly naive but is there a labial equivalent to blue balls? Because that’s what this short provides. Flesh and Fire looks phenomenal. A woman lays out a tarot card spread, she pleasures herself with a lit black candle, and then a man comes along, they have some fun and then our unholy four minutes are spent, and the experience is over. All this is presented in disparate scenes with no actual connective tissue. This is nothing more than a trailer, a sizzle reel for someone’s OnlyFans. Naturally, Kage and I lo...

BLUSH San Francisco Film Fest - Part 1 - Lilith Likes to Watch

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Title: BLUSH San Francisco Film Fest Year: 2025 Starring: Various Director: Various Synopsis: A selection of films featured at the BLUSH San Francisco Film Fest 2025 Lilith's Notes: Part 1 of 4, probably Watch: PinkLabel.tv Seven Years. When we began this journey, I don’t think we saw it lasting seven years. There had been some setbacks, but we’re still limping along, proudly fumbling and stumbling through varied selections of porn. For this year, we decided to do something different, and cover the BLUSH San Francisco Porn Film Festival. Since Kage and I spent more time than usual but not as much as we would have preferred on this film festival, we’ll start with rapid-fire two or three sentence reviews this week. Out of the sixty-nine films, we watched over 30 of them. We will not tell you which ones, and we may not review all of them. Did you attend BLUSH? What were your favourites? Let us know! JUST FOR PISS A male fetish model ponders his career in porn, modeling, ...

A Special Announcment from Lilith and Kage

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Hello all my beloved pornassures! This week we bring you something a little different. Come September, Lilith Likes to Watch will have been around for seven years. That means the traditional anniversary gifts are cotton or wool, or, for our modern world, desk sets. The thematic gemstone is onyx. This year we’re taking a little hiatus to plan something unique. You see, Kage and I have been watching the BLUSH San Francisco Porn Film Festival entries. Not all of them, but many. So many. And all September we’re going to be batch reviewing them. Some with fully fleshed out reviews, and some with just a sentence or two. If you’d like to see what the BLUSH San Francisco Porn Film Festival has to offer, you can still buy tickets now, and stream the offerings from the comfort and privacy and snacks of your own home. The Stream is up until August 31st, so go ahead and Blush. See you next month!

Bad Witch - Lilith Likes to Watch

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