Title: Meridian (AKA Kiss of the Beast) Year: 1990 Starring: Sherilyn Fenn, Malcolm Jamison, Alex Daniels Director: Charles Band Synopsis: After her father’s death, Catherine returns to her family’s gothic castle in Italy and gets caught in the web of a mysterious love triangle. - Via Letterboxd.com Lilith's Notes: The on-screen debut of the werewolf creature from Bram Stoker's Dracula! "What we felt, that was real." You will have to excuse me. It was a long weekend here in Canada and I partied hard, so this review might be a little scant. Like I said, I partied hard. Just like the ladies in this film! If you look around at the critical reception, you might think Meridian is a bad movie. Perhaps it is. But, I liked it. At first I was worried I was in for a bad time. The film opens with what look like the rejects from the Safety Dance music video parading out of a giant statue with truly terrible music. But as things progress I found myself both beguiled

Title: Tanya's Island Year: 1980 Starring: Vanity, Richard Sargent, Don McLeod Director: Alfred Sole Synopsis: Tanya is a female model who lives with her boyfriend Lobo, a surrealist painter who is extremely violent. Subjected to Lobo’s constant abuse, Tanya dreams of escaping to a desert island, which comes true. The only other being on her island is an enormous blue-eyed man-ape who was born from one of Lobo’s paintings. - Via Letterboxd.com Lilith's Notes: What if Harry and the Hendersons, but sexy? "You're lonely, aren't you? I understand." Canada, sit down. We need to have a little talk. What are we doing? We've made some truly great works of adult entertainment. We were instrumental in bringing Heavy Metal into the world. Just recently Mindgeek, the company who owns Pornhub and a slew of other porn sites, was purchased by a Canadian company. Then, we passed a law to ensure more Canadian content in porn. All sound like good things, don'

Title: Queen Kong Year: 2016 Starring: Valentina Nappi, Luca Lionello, Janina Rudenska Director: Monica Stambrini Synopsis: A man and a woman meet at a party and decide to retire to a nearby forest. After the first difficulties of the man to get an erection, the woman leaves. He follows her but finds a strange creature with a monstrous appearance. - via Letterboxd.com Lilith's Notes: One of the best monsterfucker movies I've seen! Warning: I watched this in it’s native language without any subtitles nor knowing Italian. The movie was well crafted and felt straight forward, but I might have misunderstood things that were clarified with the dialog. Good porn, great stories, true art, transcends boundaries. We're all human, we all like something in some way. All across the spectrum of human sexuality, if something is exceptional, it will appeal to many people in one way or another. Some of the best films I have found throughout the lifespan of the blog have been the

Title: Splice Year: 2010 Starring: Delphine Chanéac, Sarah Polley, Adrien Brody Director: Vincenzo Natali Synopsis: Elsa and Clive, two young rebellious scientists, defy legal and ethical boundaries and forge ahead with a dangerous experiment: splicing together human and animal DNA to create a new organism. Named “Dren”, the creature rapidly develops from a deformed female infant into a beautiful but dangerous winged human-chimera, who forges a bond with both of her creators - only to have that bond turn deadly. - Via Letterboxd.com Lilith's Notes: Directed by the same film maker who did CUBE and I love that movie. "Inside you." A little while ago, before everything went to shit, there was a thread on The Bird App listing monsterfucker movies. I think this is what I'll miss the most about that place, it shared the wealth. And that wealth was porn. Of course, I added my fledgling wisdom to the conversation and then coveted the thread in anticipation of… Monste

Title: A Beautiful Greed Nulu Nulu Year: 2017 Starring: Yuuka Asaba, Yoshinari Tsushima Director: Kyouka Kasumi Synopsis: Based on the doujin manga by Z-ton. Lilith's Notes: The things I do for this blog... "I can't believe you really made one of the prideful centaurs fall for you." I have dreams. I have goals. There are aspirations that I long to achieve with this blog. There are certain stones that I need to touch. Touchstones, if you will. When one decides to dedicate themselves to critiquing a genre, and then a sub-genre of that genre, there are certain titles that must be studied, acknowledged, perhaps even revered or ridiculed. I’ve rubbed up against some of them; Heavy Metal, Cool Devices, Spicy City, but there are others still that I am not yet mentally or emotionally prepared for either their politics or their sophomoric humour. To escape my responsibilities, I run and hide in anime for need of something, anything to review. Sometimes I think an

Title: The Elven Bride Year: 1995 Starring:  Yumi Kuroda, Yasunori Matsumoto Director:  Hiroshi Yamakawa Synopsis: Mixed marriages are a tricky thing, so when the human Kenji and the elf Milfa get married, the course of true love does not run smoothly... especially when it turns out that there's a certain difference in plumbing that makes it almost impossible for them to consummate their marriage! - Via AnimeNewsNetwork Lilith's Notes: This classic anime is out of print. Good luck. "Harpy Ooze" Have you ever written fanfiction before? Let’s do some of that right now. Because I'm feeling inspired and I have a creative tale in my brain that imagines how exactly Elven Bride came into existence. Once, there was a man named Hiroshi Yamakawa, who really, really wanted to see Deedlit from Record of Lodoss War get fucked. He decided not to let his dreams be dreams, approached the Hentai p

Title: Cool Devices Year: 1995 Starring: Yoko Asada, Shihori Niwa Director: Hiroshi Matsuda, Junichi Tanabe Synopsis: A set of Japanese animated stories revolving around various sexual perversions. - Via IMDB.com Lilith's Notes: Classic gateway hentai. "Again, please." Last April, when I decided to do a month full of anime, I imagined plenty of people yelling at the screen demanding certain staples of hentai be reviewed. Yes. Obviously some of them should. But I didn’t want to make it too easy on myself. I didn’t want to reach for something that’s both top-shelf and low bar. Sure, I could have just reviewed Ninja Scroll and pat myself on the back for a job well done, but where’s the adventure in that? So, I come to Cool Devices, an OG of hentai, not out of reverence for the material, not because it paid dues by merely having a 1990’s release date, but because we just wandered drunkenly through Easter Weekend and it was the only dirty cartoon I could think of t

Title: Snow White: The Sequel Year: 2007 Starring: Stephen Fry, Sally Ann Marsh, Lia Williams, Simon Greenall Director: Picha Synopsis: Prince Charming was supposed to live long and happily with Snow White after kissing her back to life. However the jealous ‘good’ fairy decides that she and the prince were meant to be, only the start of a whole series of perversions of various fairy tale characters’ traditional good nature. - Via Letterboxd.com Lilith's Notes: Our first Picha film. "The most sacred law in all the kingdom requires me to resurrect her with a kiss." Fairy tales are a warm comfort to many. If you've been following me around for a while you know I have immersed myself in the world of fairy tales in order to write my own. But now my book is out in the world, so I can, if I so choose, to leave childish things behind. Yet, lucky for me it's Animated April so I can justify one or two more steamy storybook offerings. That's what led me to Sn

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